Moon Mavericks Gifts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Ski kicker.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Moon Souvenirs

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

Expectations vs. Bitterness

Back to Work

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

Putin and Xi Jinping on the moon

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

New Milks

A Bacon Moon