Macro Mavericks Gifts

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

Back to Work

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

"Paul, this is Bill Dudley, our new Head of Operations. Believe it or not, Bill has some pretty unusual ideas on how to improve our gross margin."

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Beethoven's 10th

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

The Icelandic Economic Crisis.

New Milks

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'

N.Y. Counterfeit Press.

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

"Relax, it's not a magnifying glass to fry us, it's a camera macro-lens: Smile!"

A penny earned is quickly eaten up by inflation.

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Bar Code Cows.

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

'Mrs Wanzenberg! How wonderful to meet a kindred spirit!'

"I wonder if she is smiling?"