Midnight Mavericks Gifts

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Back to Work

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Parkour Breakfast

Beethoven's 10th

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

New Milks

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

August Kekule's dream

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

Bar Code Cows.

Your Prophecy Here!

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'

"He's not himself until that first cup of coffee."

"He should've passed."

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

Cupid's ASBOw.