"Let's f**k up Mars!"
Rocket Junkie Gifts
Looking for something special for a rocket junkie? Our curated collection of gifts captures their love for space and all things cosmic. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, find the perfect way to ignite their enthusiasm for the universe. Whether they’re a space enthusiast or a starry-eyed dreamer, these gifts add a dash of celestial fun to their everyday life, celebrating their cosmic curiosity with a playful twist.
"We've made great progress!"
The rocket powered skiier
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'
You must be this tall.
'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'
'You did help Junior with his science project.'
Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.
Parking meter on the moon.
"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"
"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."
Filling the Missile Gap
"Space exploration"
Rocket.
Behind Every Stupid Man
Learner Driver
As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.
Girls in Science
Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.
Rocket Ark
Astronaut
'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'
Space Pioneer
Astronaut: Pay and Display Only
"So what do you do for a living?"
NASA Hits Shuffle
Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.
Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk
'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'
"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."
'Lift off, we have lift off...'
Rocket to the Moon
Football Planet
"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"
Rocket Junkie Gifts Collection
Rocket Junkie Mugs
Explore our collection of space-themed mugs perfect for your rocket junkie. Start their mornings with a celestial brew that fuels their cosmic curiosity.
Rocket Junkie Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring cosmic and humorous designs that are perfect for your space enthusiast’s lounge or bedroom.
Rocket Junkie Prints
Add a touch of the universe to their space with vibrant prints that celebrate cosmic exploration and celestial wonder.
Rocket Junkie T-Shirts
Find stylish and fun space-inspired t-shirts that let your rocket junkie wear their passion proudly. Perfect for everyday space adventures or starry nights out.