Space Technology Fan Pillows

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Time Machine Collision

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Rocket Ark

Swamp gas

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Astronaut Selfie.

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Serious business

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

AstraZeneca

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Corn Aliens

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Escalator joust.