Space Program Fan Pillows

Rocket Ark

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Swamp gas

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Ukulelean abduction

Astronaut Selfie.

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Serious business

Birth of Darth Vader

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Space bee

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

First space criminal investigation

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

AstraZeneca

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Corn Aliens

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

European Space Agency.

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."