Space Program Fan Gifts

Rocket Ark

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Star Wars vs Star Trek

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Swamp gas

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Ukulelean abduction

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Astronaut Selfie.

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Birth of Darth Vader

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Serious business

Space bee

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

First space criminal investigation

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

AstraZeneca

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Corn Aliens

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

European Space Agency.

'Who believes this nonsense?'