Nasa Fan Gifts

You must be this tall.

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Neil Armstrong RIP

'I'm going to be gone for awhile, Eleanor. . . don't wait up.'

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Rocket Ark

Swamp gas

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"He keeps touching me!"

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Europa Clipper

Astronaut Selfie.

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Mermaid parachuting.

Serious business

Submarine Attacks

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'He says, it's a dark matter detector!'

AstraZeneca

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

Christmas in Space

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.