Nasa Fanatic Gifts

Used space shuttle

Space Shuttle Discovery 2012.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Can our software do that?'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

You must be this tall.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

The First Kite

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Europa Clipper

Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'