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'It's not your ordinary dog dish.'

'The satellite's going out again!'

The Great Canadian Novel

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Couch and Potato

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

Ostrich TV.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

After hours TV.

Living in a snow globe.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

Google Earth...

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Satellite Santa

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Doggy satellite dish.

"Look a Sky-lark"

US destroys Dangerous Satellite.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas