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"Look a Sky-lark"

Doggy satellite dish.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Couch and Potato

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

The Cashless Society is Here

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

The Great Canadian Novel

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Mars Rover

Ostrich TV.

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

After hours TV.

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Annoyed planet.

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'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

Reverse Shadow (Rontgen's X-Ray).

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'