Sign Seeker Gifts

Heading in the right direction.

"It`s a sign of things to come."

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Roads.

Driver sees 'These Here Parts' road sign next to 'Parts Unknown'.

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Exit only.

'If you can read this you're breaking the law by walking on the grass.'

Astrology Stars.

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

Man holding a stop sign.

The home of the memory man.

Evolutionary Sign.

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Road signs read 'Here' and 'There'.

Cows warning sign

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Shoe addict.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Do you have an appointment?"

New York Netherworld

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"