Silly Sign Seeker Gifts

Newark. Ray.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Exit only.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Customers Wanted

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'