Silly Spectacle Seeker Gifts

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Trappist talk show.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Chess on TV

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Matador.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I liked the one that saluted."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Budget Opticians.

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

Alien Optician.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."