Silly Spectacle Seeker T-Shirts

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

Trappist talk show.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Chess on TV

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Matador.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Budget Opticians.

Alien Optician.

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'