Signpost Seeker Gifts

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Funny Farm.

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

Signs: 'hither...yon (under construction)

Covid-19

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Exit only.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Desert Roundabout

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

"Your bone."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Do not pass.

Road signs of Aging

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"