Signpost Sleuth Gifts

Waymark

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Exit only.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Desert Roundabout

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

"Your bone."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

Do not pass.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

One Way/Two Ways.

Road signs.

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Echo Echo Point Point.

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

Danger: Falling Woks.

Astrology Stars.

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

Car Restrictions