Star Sign Seeker Gifts

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Here's your problem. The software was manufactured in November and your computer was manufactured in February. Sagittarius is incompatible with Aquarius.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'By the way, I am a Sagittarius, and you?'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

''Let me guess - you're a Leo.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

"So which is your star sign, big boy?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Exit only.

Emergency exit into Space

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Eva Mendez

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Ill next Thursday

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

How symbols are chosen for equations

"Five minutes, General."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

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