Signal Sleuth Pillows

'High Five!'

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Clickbait

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

The Modern Godot

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Secret Service Dogs

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

What security flaw?

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

No Hand Signals

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Advanced Password Hint

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."