Spelling Sleuth Prints

Personnel: 'First of all, there's no 'Y' in resume...'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I see your father misspells the same words you do."

Sign Writers

"Ummmhh...well, I couldn't agree more."

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Zen Voodoo

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

"That's more like it!"

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'Therapist is one word George!'

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

Witch's Brew

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

Brookstick Clamp

'I'm not paying for another misspelling, and give me back the rhngchtanza!'