Slang Sleuth Gifts

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Optician and the PI.

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"The butler did it!"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"That's more like it!"

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'

Sherlock Holmes.

Teen Owl

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

Idenity Parade.