Slug Sleuth Gifts

"Don't worry, ma'am, he'll have left a trail."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Slipstream

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Organic Salad

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

Slug Hospitals

"That's more like it!"

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Subtitle Guessing

The Forensic Paleontologist

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Snail Estate Agents

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

News of the Underworld