Slug Sleuth Mugs

"Don't worry, ma'am, he'll have left a trail."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Slipstream

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

Slug Hospitals

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Organic Salad

"That's more like it!"

Subtitle Guessing

The Forensic Paleontologist

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Snail Estate Agents

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

News of the Underworld

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'