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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Mysteries.

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."