Genre Sleuth Gifts

Mysteries.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Whodunits

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Subtitle Guessing

Top Secret

Conflicting Reports

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

music store

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

'Cops and Rubbers.'

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

'Hey mom, look! One of Dad's old report cards! Boy, has he got a lot of explaining to do!'

Reporter #2: plant.

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

Reporter at a crime scene.

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

Stolen Crime Books.

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

Detective Honky

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'I'll take the case,' I said. Or did I? I fear I'm no longer able to differentiate between interior and exterior monologue.'