Slang Seeker Gifts

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Dialogue

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

East End Maps.

Classic Emojis for sale.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Little Red Riding Hoodie

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

Feart!

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"It's a dame!"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Things you say when you are officially old...

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"