Slang Seeker Mugs

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Dialogue

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

Classic Emojis for sale.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"It's a dame!"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Feart!

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'

Things you say when you are officially old...

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."