Slang Lover Mugs

"You shouldn't say 'knackered' grandma."

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

'Found a fossil of a frog and toad!'

Feart!

Chillaxing Classes.

'I was hoping it wouldn't come down to this.'

We Do Not Say 'Yeah'.

Catherine the Tate

"Hey man...how's it swinging?"

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Oh, man, I'd give my left nut to go out with her."

A Puppet Named Juan

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Punctuation Police

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?