Slang Enthusiast Mugs

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"By George she's got it"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

"English is a living language and is still evolving."

Bad Gramma Skool

Gangster Studying Gangster-English Dictionary

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

Hello, I'm on the dog and bone.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

'Arabic, Japanese, Chinese... forget it! There's nothing more complicated than today's youth language!'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'Young man! I'm not urban, and I'm certainly not an animal.'

'That is well sick. . .'

'A little bird is tellin' me that you has bin dissin' your parents, init?'

'Rabbi, that talk was totally sick! You pwned it man!'

The moment Mr. Hall realized he needed to stop telling his students that he did in fact 'Turn Up' over the weekend.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I did my research but I must have missed 'totes amazeballs' .."

"Don't worry - I'm a doctor, can you tell me where you're bleeding from?"

Things you say when you are officially old...

"'Yo, yo? Tight?' Slang like that makes you sound uneducated! And there are impressionable people around here!"

"If you have EVER said 'Whoopsadaisy', you are already old!"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Yes, grandpa, I did say my friend was blowing up my phone. But that's just a figure of speech. So there's no reason to call the fire department."

'I'm doggie bagging it today.'

Obnox.com.

"It's a dame!"

So... ten commandments.

Sup, B? 'Sup? You da man. No you da man. Wasaaaaap? Wazzaaaap? BOO-YA! Chill out. Let's bounce, I gotta get fifty bones from the ATM. I can dig it. Nope. That's seventies. Rule was first person to leave the nineties buys the next round. Aiit, my bad, home skillet.

It just occurred to me, all the best slang terms for "idiot" are derived from words that mean mumble-mumble. What was that, little buddy? I didn't quite hear you. I can't say it out loud. It's part of the male anatomy. You can't say such things in mixed company. Anyway, why do all the best slang terms for "idiot" also mean mumble-mumble? Well, that question pretty much answers itself.

"Bro" "Bruh" "Brah" "Bruv"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'That's off the hook, yo!'