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'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"By George she's got it"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

"English is a living language and is still evolving."

Bad Gramma Skool

Gangster Studying Gangster-English Dictionary

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

Hello, I'm on the dog and bone.

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

'Arabic, Japanese, Chinese... forget it! There's nothing more complicated than today's youth language!'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'Young man! I'm not urban, and I'm certainly not an animal.'

'That is well sick. . .'

'A little bird is tellin' me that you has bin dissin' your parents, init?'

'Rabbi, that talk was totally sick! You pwned it man!'

The moment Mr. Hall realized he needed to stop telling his students that he did in fact 'Turn Up' over the weekend.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I did my research but I must have missed 'totes amazeballs' .."

"Don't worry - I'm a doctor, can you tell me where you're bleeding from?"

Things you say when you are officially old...

"'Yo, yo? Tight?' Slang like that makes you sound uneducated! And there are impressionable people around here!"

"If you have EVER said 'Whoopsadaisy', you are already old!"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Yes, grandpa, I did say my friend was blowing up my phone. But that's just a figure of speech. So there's no reason to call the fire department."

'I'm doggie bagging it today.'

Obnox.com.

"It's a dame!"

So... ten commandments.

"Bro" "Bruh" "Brah" "Bruv"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'That's off the hook, yo!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'

Innit Tray and Out-A-Here Tray.