Slang Scholar Gifts

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Whatever!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Dear Diary

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"It's a dame!"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"