Slang Gifts

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

A glimpse of the future ...

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

"What the hell is a whippersnapper!?"

Hello, I'm on the dog and bone.

Jive-talking black guy in a restaurant says to waiter: 'Waiter, this soup is fly.'

'The Streetwise Men.'

'Robert what have we told you about using slang! It's not 'pass the stew', it's 'pass the stewart!''

'I was hoping it wouldn't come down to this.'

Take me to Yo' Mama.

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'Listen Mum and Dad, an 'Outing' used to mean a family picnic but it has a different meaning nowadays...'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'That's Gary from HR...don't bother, you can never get a hold of him...'

'Oh, get a life ...'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

"I did my research but I must have missed 'totes amazeballs' .."

Let's get totally... Brahms and Liszt.

"Tia Carmen, come here! Do you like this shirt I got Baldo?"

Steer...bum steer

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Sharon got stuck. . .

"He's a man of his word, and that word is 'dude.'"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Obnox.com.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"It's a dame!"

"Hey, neat visuals!"

"I'd say he was unrizz."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

This Russia story is one big nothing burger. Tap tap tap tap tap. Stop it I hate that phrase. That's because you're just a big hate-burger. And in any case, stop yapping. I'm tired of listening to your word-burgers. Stop it or I'll pound you into ground loser-burger. Your threat-burgers don't impress-burger me.

Lady sees bank sign: 'Time, Temperature and 'Whatever''.

2005 vs 2019