Slang Language Gifts

Whatever!

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

East End Maps.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

Feart!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"It's a dame!"

English As A Second Language

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"