Slang Language Pillows

Whatever!

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

East End Maps.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"It's a dame!"

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Feart!

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.