Slang Slingers Pillows

Whatever!

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"It's a dame!"

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Feart!

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

"I think 'gutsy' became 'ballsy' in about 1988."