Slang Explorer Pillows

Steer...bum steer

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Famous Oxymorons...

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Whatever!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

A Semicolon.

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"