Slang Sage Gifts

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Thesaurus Company

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"We've invented a new word!"

One way only.

East End Maps.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Whatever!

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"It's a dame!"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'