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"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Thesaurus Company

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"We've invented a new word!"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

One way only.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Whatever!

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"It's a dame!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'