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"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"We've invented a new word!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

One way only.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Bishop with a crozier case.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.