Semantics Sage T-Shirts

"We've invented a new word!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Thesaurus Company

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

One way only.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Fumes from furniture

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

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