Semantics Sage T-Shirts

"We've invented a new word!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Thesaurus Company

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

One way only.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Fumes from furniture

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Independant Spelling Consultant.

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

Early emojis

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."