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'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"Get Well" Cards. I'd likr a "Get Well" card for an English teacher. Do you have one that cajoles in the indicative rather than commands in the imperative?

Independant Spelling Consultant.

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

Thesaurus Company

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"We've invented a new word!"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

SWOTs

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"