Synonym Sage Mugs

Thesaurus Company

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"We've invented a new word!"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

One way only.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'