Slang Historian Gifts

'Remember when we referred to a good thing as being 'swell' instead of 'cool'?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

East End Maps.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Whatever!

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Feart!

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Theodore Roosevelt.

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"It's a dame!"

Museum of dog memorabilia

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'