'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'
Slang Expert Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for a slang expert? Our collection of fun and stylish products celebrates their love for language with a humorous twist. From mugs to prints, these items are perfect for anyone who knows their words and isn’t afraid to show it. Whether they’re a slang aficionado or a wordplay whiz, you’ll find something that will make their day and keep their spirit playful.
Teen Owl
2005 vs 2019
Thru versus Through Traffic
"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."
"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"
'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'
Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.
"You funnin' me, bub?"
The Mating Call of the Modern Youth
East End Maps.
Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.
Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.
"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"
"Yo, how's it swinging?"
Whatever!
'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'
Little Red Riding Hoodie
Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"
One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language
"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"
God sends a text message: 'OMME!'
Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners
'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."
"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."
"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."
"It's a dame!"
Feart!
'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'
'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'
'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'
"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"
'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'
Slang Expert Gifts Collection
Slang Expert Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for slang experts—perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily coffee routine.
Slang Expert Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with clever slang designs—great for adding humor and style to any living space.
Slang Expert Prints
Browse our art prints that highlight slang humor and creativity—perfect for decorating and inspiring the language enthusiast in your life.
Slang Expert T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate slang and language mastery—ideal for casual days and language lovers alike.