Slang Scholar Prints

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

East End Maps.

Signing the declaration of independence.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Whatever!

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Dear Diary

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"It's a dame!"

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."