Slogan Seeker Gifts

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

"The best thing we've ever done is to buy advertising on vehicle airbags."

"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Why couldn't we come up with an irritating catch phrase like that?"

ChocoBar: So good it doesn't need a slogan.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Phoenix

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Saint Patrick

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.