Slogan Lovers Gifts

Ace Vacuum Repair: 'Our service really sucks.'

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

How's My Jiving?

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'