Slogan Critic Gifts

F&E Excavation. "We're in over our heads." I don't know about that slogan, Ernie.

'Can't you come up with a better slogan for incumbents?'

"I've tried cool phrases like "Teamwork makes the dream work," but it isn't working. What could be wrong?"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"He's mad at God."

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Plays well with other people's $.

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Save the world,t shirt wearing ecologist meets take the world" t shirt wearing alien