Slogan Critic Pillows

'Can't you come up with a better slogan for incumbents?'

"I've tried cool phrases like "Teamwork makes the dream work," but it isn't working. What could be wrong?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

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