Slogan Specialist Pillows

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'It's new and improved because we now have better advertising.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"We need a new 'mission statement' to tell clients who we are! I was thinking of 'aspiring to excellence'."

'As your new political advisor, may I suggest the use of another campaign slogan?'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Steamed vegetables."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

You've done it again, Harry.

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt