Slogan Specialist Pillows

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'It's new and improved because we now have better advertising.'

"We need a new 'mission statement' to tell clients who we are! I was thinking of 'aspiring to excellence'."

'As your new political advisor, may I suggest the use of another campaign slogan?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Steamed vegetables."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

You've done it again, Harry.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

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